Anonymous asked: omg, ur so perf. can i b u plz? u so tumblr famous! not fair.

jessica stfu

Anonymous asked: then you can make me a sandwich after.

i’m gonna piss on it

Anonymous asked: I can change that

can’t you at least take me to dinner first or something?

Anonymous asked: gawsh you're really pretty! :3

c: thank you, anon!

Anonymous asked: I wonder why ;)

trust me, i’m not getting laid

OH MY GOD MY BACK HURTS